“Saturday” or perhaps, “WaPo Horoscope is Crap”
My “crazy adventure” that was “well worth” my money was a happy hour with a high enough ABV to warrant sleeping through today.
On a recommendation, perhaps I'll go with BBspot's instead:
If life gives you lemons, don't rub them in your eyes again.
See? Much more relevant to learning moderation than this, from the Post:
Your loftiest goals are possible. But if you can't easily explain your intentions, perhaps they're still not clear to even you. Break your plan down into concise steps.
I'll break this down into concise steps for you: “I need to sleep through the day so I don't feel like death.”
Broken down, indeed.
3 comments:
Hear, hear.
The "lemons" bit doesn't warrent a funny label?!
Sometimes its good that two sloths like yourselves live 3k miles apart.
Only.. in.. retrospect?
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