Democrats

Question: How many democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: None. They think the government is supposed to do that for them.

Q:How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!