I Chug Kimchi

Would someone mind printing me a t-shirt that says, "I Chug Kimchi"? That'd be great. Thanks.

What follows is the text from what I believe to be all of the fortunes I've saved from fortune cookies. I will now ponder whether I am comfortable throwing them away. (I might need the Lucky Numbers or Chinese phrases. Really. I might.)


• You could prosper in the field of medical research.
• You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
• You look pretty.
• You are a person of strong sense of duty.
• You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
• Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
• A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance.
• Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
• German proverb: No trees touch the sky.
• You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now.
• You lead by example, which inspires others.
• Find release from your cares, have a good time.
• You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
• Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.
• Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny.
• Confucius says your eyes have magnetized a secret admirer.
• You understand how to have fun with others and to enjoy your solitude.
• A truly creative person rids him or herself of all self-imposed limitations.
• Sincerity is the finest point of communication.
• You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
• You are strong and brave.
• You are contemplative and analytical by nature.
• One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
• You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
• Fortune Not Found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
• Don't be discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
• Security is in the offering.
• Explore the backroads of the north with a new friend.


Pick your favorite?